Pockies Shorties in Green Stripes
{"id":15982946451837,"title":"Pockies Shorties in Green Stripes","handle":"pockies-shorties-in-green-stripes","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese shorts are made to be worn all summer. It’s made out of 10 recycled plastic bottles that would have killed a baby elephant if they were not picked up from the ground. Wear these to the beach, the bar, a ballroom or to the botanical garden where you’ve organised a romantic surprise dinner for that very special person. That very special person will be a little bit upset you are showing up in shorts but she\/he should understand you are making a statement against a socio-economic class society where expensive suits are used by the fortunate to separate themselves from the “lower” classes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWooow wooow relax Karl Marx. Go have some fun this summer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePs: There is no itchy inner mesh so you can wear Pockies underneath, or not!\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2026-08-05T13:52:10+01:00","created_at":"2026-08-05T11:38:30+01:00","vendor":"Pockies","type":"CLOTHING","tags":["MENS","SHORTS","SWIM","SWIMSHORTS","TROUSERS \u0026 SHORTS"],"price":6000,"price_min":6000,"price_max":6000,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":58487797973373,"title":"S","option1":"S","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"PCK15","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Pockies Shorties in Green Stripes - S","public_title":"S","options":["S"],"price":6000,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}},{"id":58487798006141,"title":"M","option1":"M","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"PCK15","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Pockies Shorties in Green Stripes - M","public_title":"M","options":["M"],"price":6000,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}},{"id":58487798038909,"title":"L","option1":"L","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"PCK15","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Pockies Shorties in Green Stripes - L","public_title":"L","options":["L"],"price":6000,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}},{"id":58487798071677,"title":"XL","option1":"XL","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"PCK15","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Pockies Shorties in Green Stripes - XL","public_title":"XL","options":["XL"],"price":6000,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/arraystore.co.uk\/cdn\/shop\/files\/CE7EE8B8-D434-4527-8D3B-90E0A01D17A6.jpg?v=1785934328"],"featured_image":"\/\/arraystore.co.uk\/cdn\/shop\/files\/CE7EE8B8-D434-4527-8D3B-90E0A01D17A6.jpg?v=1785934328","options":["Size"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":69291213816189,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.752,"height":2724,"width":2048,"src":"\/\/arraystore.co.uk\/cdn\/shop\/files\/CE7EE8B8-D434-4527-8D3B-90E0A01D17A6.jpg?v=1785934328"},"aspect_ratio":0.752,"height":2724,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/arraystore.co.uk\/cdn\/shop\/files\/CE7EE8B8-D434-4527-8D3B-90E0A01D17A6.jpg?v=1785934328","width":2048}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003eThese shorts are made to be worn all summer. It’s made out of 10 recycled plastic bottles that would have killed a baby elephant if they were not picked up from the ground. Wear these to the beach, the bar, a ballroom or to the botanical garden where you’ve organised a romantic surprise dinner for that very special person. That very special person will be a little bit upset you are showing up in shorts but she\/he should understand you are making a statement against a socio-economic class society where expensive suits are used by the fortunate to separate themselves from the “lower” classes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWooow wooow relax Karl Marx. Go have some fun this summer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePs: There is no itchy inner mesh so you can wear Pockies underneath, or not!\u003c\/p\u003e"}
